The Worcester St. Patrick's Day Parade

Is like all other parades. It is geared toward humans that stand over the average height of 5'5". I, unfortunately, stand a little over 5 feet and do not enjoy staring at the backs of those standing in front of me. Being 30 makes it difficult to push children either out of the way or down without feeling guilty. So with that being said, for the hundredth time, the answer is no. I will not be going to the parade this Sunday, and will be find sipping on a pint at Galway Bay. All of you other Leprechauns should join me.